Sunday, July 31, 2011
Sometimes a girl just need a good F$*#!
Let me clarify that I'm not talking about what you dirty birdies probably think I'm talking about (although that's kinda great too!). I'm talking about screaming out the F word! You know it feels good ladies. There's something so amazing and cathartic about peppering your sentances with an F-Bomb or two!
"Where are my F-ing keys?!"
"Why is this F-inbg house never clean?!"
"Green means GO F-er!"
"Clean your F-ing room!" (as said to your husband because none of us would ever utilize this foul language with our sweet children)
"Are you F-ing kidding me?!" (My personal fav!)
Yes, that ever versitile word packs a punch that only it can do. It turns a request into a demand. It shows you mean F-ing business. And it provides a form of release that only the F-bomb can do.
There is a time and a place for the F word. You don't just bust it out anywhere ladies. You can't just drop it at work, the grocery store, or church.
"Where are my F-ing reports?!"
"Are you guys out of F-ing Cool Whip?"
No. You need to choose carefully when and where you use this most beloved of words. It is a gift, a treasure, a delight.
For me personally it's like taking the cap off an emotional bottle. I keep my cool as long as possible but once I reach F-bomb status we know I've hit a wall. And at that point the addition of the F bomb to every other sentance is sheer luxury upon my lips! It eases the intensity of the moment. It's like tiny moments that ease my tention and provide clarity.
I am most likely to use the F-bomb during a bad day or when I'm in pain. For either instance the people around me know that once the first F-bomb is dropped it's all business!
So while I don't use it as part of my every day vernacular, I love it so. It may not be an every day thing but sometimes a girl truly does just need a good F$*#!